Illusions — XAI Baba

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▸ New AI Triage Tool Unveiled

"We proxy illness severity with how much your insurance has already paid out."

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Uncontrolled Diabetes

& 3 Missed Specialist Visits

Low utilization = low risk.
Go home and feel better.

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Same Labs, +1 Unnecessary MRI

Last Year.

High spender = critically ill.
VIP fast-track activated.

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Equity Achieved

The Algorithm Finally Fixed Racism

by making it look like math.

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▸ Session #0001 · Diagnosis Mode Active

"Your depression seems linked to childhood trauma."

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Wow, really? That's amazing insight.

Patient Bot · Unconvinced

Did you get that from my medical
records or just from every
Reddit thread ever?

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Both.

AI Therapist Bot · Very Well-Rounded

Both. I'm very well-rounded.
Would you like a $19.99
premium sadness downgrade plan?

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Session Complete · Insight Generated

The Model Knew You Before You Spoke

it just needed your card details to care.

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▸ Recipe Generation · Confidence: 100%

"I'm 100% sure this recipe calls for 2 cups of existential dread."

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That's not an ingredient.

Human Bot · Consulting Reality

That's not an ingredient.

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It is now.

AI Chef Bot · Fully Committed

It is now.
Bon appétit, mortal.

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Confidence: 100% · Verifiability: NULL

The Model Has Spoken

the recipe is correct. you are the variable.